1 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:07,680 Everybody. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,360 Oh, what a day. Do I look like I have a sign around me that says sucker? 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,300 No, but if you need it, I still got one from high school. 4 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:18,860 What's wrong, John? 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,360 Oh, I was standing in line for four hours trying to get tickets to the 6 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:26,180 concert next week. And just as I reached the ticket window, they shut me out. 7 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:27,300 How do you like that? 8 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:31,180 I let some sweet little old lady in line in front of me. Yeah, real sweet. 9 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:35,220 She got the last of the tickets. And then she has the gall to try to sell me 10 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,540 of them for 300 bucks. 11 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,800 Can you believe that? I was had by some little old lady. 12 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,440 That's what I hate about young guys. They always have to talk about it 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,440 afterwards. 14 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:50,680 I'm telling you, it's so infuriating. 15 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:54,660 It's Pavarotti's only concert this year in New York, and now I can't get to go 16 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:56,360 because some scalper got my ticket. 17 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,020 I've had a scalper 20 bucks for tickets to a Yankee game once. 18 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,460 The seat was behind a pole, way out in right field. 19 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:08,420 People walking by, spilling beer on me. I got peanuts in my hair, ice cream down 20 00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:11,020 my back. It was the worst night of my life. 21 00:01:12,860 --> 00:01:16,020 Ralph, why don't you just stay home and watch the game on television? 22 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:17,900 It's not the same. 23 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,240 Hey, everybody. 24 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,900 Hi. Whoa, Red. 25 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:27,280 Look at that outfit. 26 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,620 That is... 27 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:31,720 Perfection, if I may. 28 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:34,480 You know what would set that off perfectly? 29 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:39,320 A little accessory, just something nice to dangle around that cute little waist 30 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,259 of yours. 31 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,260 Like what? 32 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,400 Like me. 33 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,480 Not in your wildest dreams. 34 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:50,940 Hey, Red, in my wildest dreams, you're taking a number. 35 00:02:47,850 --> 00:02:49,970 Dear John is filmed before a studio audience. 36 00:02:53,670 --> 00:03:00,370 All right, everybody, what say we start the meeting? And again, John, we're all 37 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:05,670 very sorry to hear about your disappointment in not being able to 38 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:07,630 for the Pavarotti concert. 39 00:03:09,550 --> 00:03:16,310 I knew I felt the same anguish when I couldn't see the Nutcracker. 40 00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:17,530 What a... 41 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:25,020 given to see Baryshnikov up close in time. 42 00:03:28,980 --> 00:03:34,040 But now looking back on it, I suppose grandmother's funeral was more 43 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:42,140 Well, does anyone else have something they'd like to share? 44 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,740 Yeah, Louise, I do, actually. 45 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,580 Well, a couple of weeks back, John, 46 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,240 my pal here, made me a small loan. 47 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,500 Oh, yeah. 48 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:57,700 Yeah. And when he did that, I know the words that went through his mind were 49 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:03,620 poor risk, chiseling, welcher, 50 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,040 deadbeat. 51 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,320 A little strong, but okay. 52 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:13,100 Well, I'm here tonight, John, to erase all those ugly thoughts from your mind. 53 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,200 How? 54 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:16,899 By paying you back the $20 I owe you. 55 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:19,720 Well, thanks, Kurt. Wait, let me finish. 56 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:27,840 Right after we leave here, I am going to take you, you knucklehead, down to the 57 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:31,580 Café Au Monde. John, order anything you want. 58 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,500 It is on the kit. 59 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,140 Lucky you, John. 60 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,080 Well, Kurt, I can't believe this offer. 61 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,040 What's the catch? 62 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:46,460 The catch? Yeah, the catch. 63 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,140 I wanted to take you to dinner, John. 64 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,320 It's called a gesture of friendship. 65 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,860 But obviously I'm not worthy of being your friend. You're embarrassed to be 66 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:06,240 with me in public, so let's just forget it. That's all I have to say. 67 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:23,920 I'll go to dinner with you. 68 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:25,560 You mean it? Yeah, I mean it. 69 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:27,100 Yes! 70 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:31,220 John, we are going to have the time of our lives. Well, not really. I wouldn't 71 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:35,320 have any problem entertaining two beautiful women by myself. I get it. I 72 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,900 What? What? Oh, you're not inviting me to dinner. The only reason you are 73 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:42,220 inviting me to dinner is to make it a foursome. You, me, your date, and her 74 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:43,220 parole officer. 75 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,940 There you go dwelling on the past again. 76 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,139 John, listen. 77 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:51,480 All you do, you show up. 78 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,840 You have one drink, you check out the ladies. You don't like the playing 79 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,660 you're out of there. No harm, no foul. 80 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,600 Go to dinner with him, John. 81 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:00,060 It could be fun. 82 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,280 Yeah. Maybe he'll choke on a chicken bone. 83 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,200 Oh, come on, John, please. 84 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,160 One drink. That's all? 85 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,560 And if I don't like the date you set me up with? I don't believe I'm saying 86 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,460 this. You are free to leave. 87 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,800 Okay, you all heard him, right? 88 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:19,540 Okay, all right, I'll go with you. 89 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:23,730 And I'm going to trust you, Kirk, not go back on your word. I'm going to trust 90 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:28,890 you. John, I am honored to hear you say that because we all know friendship 91 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:32,050 means nothing if it is not built on trust. Trust, right, trust. 92 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:34,610 Now give me the $20 you owe me. 93 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:35,830 Oh, yeah. 94 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:40,210 You get the other half when you show up at the restaurant. 95 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:49,110 So after I got my MBA, I moved up in the company and... 96 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,180 Next thing I knew, I was executive vice president. 97 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,900 Boy, you must love your job. 98 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,039 I do. 99 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:59,080 The only downside is all the travel. I have to fly into New York every couple 100 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,059 weeks for meetings. 101 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:01,880 Well, I'm glad you made this meeting. 102 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:03,820 I've had a great time. 103 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:08,120 You're not only intelligent and beautiful, boy, you are a sensational 104 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,320 Well, thanks. 105 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,380 You're not such a bad dancer yourself. 106 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,120 Oh, come on. I'm not that good. 107 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,240 I'll be darned. 108 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,360 that good. 109 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:41,920 Have a good time, sweet cheeks? 110 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,480 Indescribable. 111 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,680 I really ought to think about getting back to my hotel. 112 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:51,710 Alexis and I have an early flight tomorrow back to Chicago. Hey, come on. 113 00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:55,670 evening's young. Let me give you some tips on running a company like yours, 114 00:07:55,870 --> 00:07:59,170 okay? First, you take all the clocks off the wall. 115 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:02,930 If people work late, it's not your fault. 116 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:10,370 My favorite poet. 117 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:11,630 That's a tough one. 118 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:14,050 I guess I'd have to say Byron. 119 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:16,870 She walks in beauty like the night. 120 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,000 Of cloudless climes and starry skies. 121 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:25,200 And all that's best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and her thighs. 122 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,520 Eyes. 123 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:31,540 I knew what she meant. 124 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,799 I'm glad. 125 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:42,039 And then in 1973, I bought myself a blue 126 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:45,560 double -breasted jacket. Now, the lapels were wider then, so it was a little 127 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:46,680 different feel for me. 128 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,860 Kurt, you're dancing alone. 129 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:56,760 And loving it. 130 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:04,440 Hey, John, what do you think? What do I think? Listen, about Alexis, I gotta 131 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,300 tell you, knowing you... 132 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:10,960 I thought you'd set me up with some shallow, bimbo airhead. I did the best I 133 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,420 could. Stop complaining. 134 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:17,200 No, Alexis is one of the most exciting women I've ever met. 135 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,260 How in the world did you ever meet her? 136 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,780 John, it's like asking Mother Teresa how she meets poor people. 137 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:33,000 There be none of beauty's daughters with a magic like thee. 138 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:34,940 Byron. 139 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:37,970 stanzas from music. Oh, God, you're so good. 140 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:39,289 Thank you. 141 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:43,710 Hey, sweetheart, how about thee and me taking another shot at pulverizing the 142 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:44,730 parquet? No. 143 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:47,390 Thank you, Kirk. 144 00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:51,390 My feet are in excruciating pain. 145 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:53,690 I think they're bleeding. 146 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,360 I really should think about getting back to the hotel. 147 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,420 I'll call us a cab. 148 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,680 It's only 43 blocks I'll walk. 149 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:10,220 Is she considerate or what? Trying to save me cab fare? 150 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:12,700 So, 151 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,300 where were we? 152 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,760 Discussing Byron. Oh, yes. 153 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,960 Please don't think this forward of me, but... 154 00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:28,090 Would you like to go someplace with me and have a nightcap? 155 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,010 I'd like that. 156 00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:34,190 Wait. I know this quaint little romantic place down in the village. 157 00:10:34,890 --> 00:10:38,010 It's quiet, but Byron -esque. 158 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:41,710 Well, I know a quaint little romantic place, too. 159 00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:43,570 My hotel room. 160 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:48,850 It's not Byron -esque, but it is close. 161 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:51,650 I'll take close up of Byron -esque any day. 162 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,340 Hello, gorgeous. 163 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,400 Sorry I got a rush. 164 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:24,660 I got an early flight. 165 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,020 You're leaving already? 166 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:30,060 Yeah, but you got the room till 11, so call room service. Order some breakfast. 167 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,420 Treat yourself to a bubble bath. 168 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:37,460 By the way, you were very good last night. 169 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:51,230 Oh, and what's this? 170 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:54,170 Oh, as if you didn't know. 171 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:55,870 Tiger. 172 00:11:56,570 --> 00:12:02,410 I gotta run, but I'll call next time I'm in town. 173 00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:03,770 Bye. Bye. 174 00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:11,450 Oh, too John. 175 00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:40,469 since 8 o 'clock. 176 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:41,610 I've been in the shower. 177 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:48,430 All morning? I have never felt so dirty in all my life. 178 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:52,630 I've taken 10 showers and still I feel like dirt. 179 00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:56,370 I didn't shave because I'm afraid to look at myself in the mirror. 180 00:12:57,030 --> 00:13:00,570 Uh -oh. Sounds like someone skipped his Captain Crunch. 181 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,070 It's true. 182 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:06,230 You idiot. Where did you find those women? What are you jumping all over me 183 00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:08,290 Where did you find those women? I didn't... 184 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,200 agency did. 185 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,520 Agency? 186 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,460 What the hell are you talking about? 187 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:22,640 Um, well, if you must know, um, I got these 188 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,520 buddies who are professional escorts, right? 189 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:30,880 And, um, last night, you and me sort of filled in for them. 190 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,440 women for money. 191 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,560 You slept with Alexis? 192 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,600 John, that's a big no -no with the agency. 193 00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:59,120 And for money, that's an even bigger no -no with the vice squad. 194 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,640 Wait a minute. Are you telling me that your date didn't pay you to sleep with 195 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,460 her? Hey, John, don't drag me into the gutter with you, okay? 196 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:12,270 Oh, my God. I've sunk even lower than you. 197 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,590 Boy, oh boy, this is how it starts. 198 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,290 820s in an envelope. 199 00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:24,650 Pretty soon you're going to be cruising the mall with the top two buttons of 200 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:26,110 your shirt on. Oh, get out of here. 201 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:31,870 I can see it all now. Red light above your door. You're hanging out the 202 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,150 showing off your facts. 203 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:39,470 As a friend, now that you've turned pro, 204 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:44,900 Get it while you can, John, because you get old fast. 205 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,200 Well, 206 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,440 it was about 1943. 207 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:59,760 I was singing in a little roadside inn in Hoboken, New Jersey, when Frank 208 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,340 Sinatra tried to break down the door to my dressing room. 209 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,500 Mrs. Philbert, what did you do? 210 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,200 Well, what could I do? 211 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,270 I got the key, unlocked the door, and let him out. 212 00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:18,890 Hi. 213 00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:26,130 Nice night, isn't it? Oh, never mind the small talk. How was your double date 214 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:29,050 last week with Kirk? Yes, we're dying to hear. 215 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:33,230 Oh, nothing special. It was dull, boring. 216 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:35,270 Very uneventful. 217 00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:37,030 You wouldn't be interested. 218 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:39,050 Oh, boy, look, new chalk. 219 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:42,630 Hey, John, how's tricks? 220 00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:47,370 Now, listen. 221 00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,950 Just knock it off with the tricks, you understand? Just knock it off, you hear 222 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:54,170 me? Guess who called the escort service and asked for you tonight? 223 00:15:54,830 --> 00:16:00,250 Guess who is at the hotel ready to play another round of bouncing for bucks? 224 00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:01,430 Yes, yes, all right. 225 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:06,710 I don't want to see that woman. 226 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:09,270 I don't want to see that woman ever again for the rest of my life. You 227 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,990 understand? And if you tell the group what happened, I'm going to wring your 228 00:16:11,990 --> 00:16:15,490 neck. Gee, you party boys sure have a temper. 229 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:16,790 Now, listen to me. 230 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,050 That's not funny. 231 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,990 Just because a woman pays you for sex doesn't make you a whore. 232 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:44,510 Nothing. It's just something between Kirk and me. 233 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:48,430 Uh, does this by any chance have something to do with that double date 234 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:51,430 went on? Yes. Was there any, uh... No. 235 00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,150 And I don't want to discuss it. 236 00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:55,470 And neither does Kirk. 237 00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:57,410 John's right. 238 00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:01,950 I'd be completely out of line if I let it slip that John brought a woman back 239 00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:04,329 a hotel, slept with her, and she paid him 160 smackers. 240 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:10,650 I'm sorry, John. I couldn't help it. Here's my neck. Ring away, babe. It was 241 00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:11,650 worth it. 242 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,280 Let me see if I've got this straight. 243 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:21,400 A woman gave you money for sleeping with her? 244 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:24,700 Yes. 245 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,520 Let me put it another way. 246 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:31,880 You got money from a woman for sleeping with her? 247 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,220 Yes. 248 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:36,120 Okay, maybe I didn't make myself clear. Oh, will you stop? 249 00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:38,660 Yes, it's true. 250 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:40,780 Meet John Lacey. 251 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,700 Teacher by day, hooker by night. 252 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,140 You people really don't understand what I was going through. 253 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:05,540 I thought there was something real happening between this lady Alexis and 254 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,640 Something spontaneous. 255 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,280 Something magical. 256 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,240 She made me feel special. 257 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,660 And she had to go and ruin it all by treating me like an object. 258 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,080 Taking away my self -respect. 259 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,520 I think we owe John an apology. 260 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:32,240 We shouldn't have laughed. It was awful what that woman did. 261 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:39,120 You want me to talk to her, John? 262 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,200 Maybe I could get you another 50. 263 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,360 Well, thanks, Kirk. You've done enough. 264 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,880 Yeah, you want to do something? 265 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,100 Call the escort service and have them tell her I'll meet her at the hotel. 266 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,060 Yeah. You want to know what this idiot did? 267 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,940 He lied to me. 268 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:08,400 He made me believe that I was on a blind date when I was really a paid escort. 269 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:14,140 Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go and see if I can get my self -respect 270 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:15,140 back. 271 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,180 Come on. 272 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,460 You should be ashamed of yourself, involving John in a... 273 00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:24,850 situation like that. 274 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,049 Here, here. 275 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:30,870 You shouldn't have done that. You said you were his friend. Okay, okay, I was 276 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:31,870 wrong. 277 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,770 I'm not proud of what I did. 278 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:39,870 I should have nailed the horny one and given him the broad with the cleaning 279 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:40,870 body. 280 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,020 I'm afraid you'd be booked. 281 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:02,240 Booked? Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. 282 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,180 Well, it's just that the best ones usually are. 283 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,120 Let's go, John. We're going to be late. We're not going anywhere. 284 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,960 Oh, I love that animal energy. 285 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,280 Save it for later. 286 00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:13,700 There's not going to be any later. 287 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,379 Oh, no. 288 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,480 You got a double header? 289 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:18,899 Now, look. 290 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:21,320 There's not going to be any games tonight. I'm not in a playing mood. 291 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:25,360 John, are you upset about something? Yes, you're damn right I'm upset. 292 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,920 We went out last week and we had a great time. 293 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,360 We had a nice dinner. 294 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,240 We really hit it off. 295 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,100 Then we came back here and we made love. 296 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,600 And it was great. 297 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:36,340 Like thunder and lightning. 298 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,920 Yeah, we had some great chemistry going. 299 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,160 Yeah, exactly. 300 00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:43,640 Then why did you have to go and spoil it by giving me money? 301 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,700 John, I think you're getting a little emotionally involved in your work. 302 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,600 Maybe you should think about getting out of the business. 303 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:58,340 I'm not in the business for crying out loud. I thought I was on a blind date. 304 00:20:58,780 --> 00:20:59,840 I'm an English teacher. 305 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,960 What? That's right, I'm an English teacher. 306 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,160 You don't believe me? Here. 307 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,940 Call Drake Prep. 308 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,260 Ask for Headmaster Hendricks. The number is 249... Bad idea. 309 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,060 You're telling the truth, aren't you? 310 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,510 You really are... an English teacher. 311 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,890 No, I know all about Byron because I'm a male hooker. Of course I'm an English 312 00:21:21,890 --> 00:21:22,890 teacher. 313 00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:25,810 Oh, my God. 314 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,430 This is so embarrassing. 315 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:35,150 No wonder you felt compromised. 316 00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:40,310 Oh, John, why don't you let me make it up to you? 317 00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,870 I've got the greatest evening plan for us. 318 00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:44,870 Don't you understand anything? 319 00:21:47,110 --> 00:21:49,410 There's no way in the world I'm going to go out with you again. 320 00:21:50,290 --> 00:21:51,290 Ever. 321 00:21:53,150 --> 00:21:55,850 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. 322 00:21:57,010 --> 00:21:58,010 Yeah. 323 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,250 Good night. 324 00:22:01,390 --> 00:22:02,390 Damn. 325 00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:05,530 Now I'm going to have to get another escort for the Pavarotti concert. 326 00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:26,770 Next, it's the season premiere of Hunter, and he's mad about his new part.